In search of fame I spread around
A rumour that the Higgs was found;
But now it’s clear it wasn’t true,
My career has just gone down the loo.
(by Peter Coles, aged 47½)
This entry was posted on July 14, 2010 at 9:50 am and is filed under Poetry, The Universe and Stuff with tags Higgs Boson, Particle Physics, Tevatron. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
The LHC, to be quite crass,
Was meant to find the origin of mass.
But should it fail, the cost we’ll soon find
To be an embarassment of an entirely new kind.
Can I submit your name for the Poet Laureate position?
I wasn’t aware that it was vacant…
I think the incument would resign when he sees the quality of your composition(s).
The LHC was badly delayed,
Yet still the UK public paid,
And now we may have have lost the race,
To find the Higgs and save our face.
Suddenly, nothing happened.
A particle physicist named Dorigo
Showed a remarkable lack of ego:
He never claimed credit for a rumour
Blaming it instead on his informants’ twisted sense of humour.
Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:
You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change )
You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change )
You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change )
You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change )
Connecting to %s
Notify me of new comments via email.
Notify me of new posts via email.
Blog at WordPress.com.