A PC Joke
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.
The bouncer said, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”
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August 25, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Never take a job that requires you to wear a tie, and Never trust a profession that wears a tie. Two principles that I believe have stood me in good stead.
August 25, 2011 at 4:11 pm
..I might add never go to a night club that requires you to wear a tie, although if you with a Thai he might want to wear one.
August 25, 2011 at 4:17 pm
excellent, thanks
August 25, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Very droll. For the best jokes at the Edinburgh fringe, see http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-14646532
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August 26, 2011 at 12:38 pm
A well known astronomer from Edinburgh was in at number 9.
August 26, 2011 at 10:47 am
Apparently the founder of Ikea had ‘ties’ of a different sort. Black ones with a little “bent cross” motif.
August 26, 2011 at 2:17 pm
I am told that the Germans regard IKEA as standing for Idioten Kaufen Etwas Alles.
September 19, 2011 at 11:10 pm
Never heard that one. Actually, what you wrote doesn’t make sense. “Idioten kaufen einfach alles” would make sense, but I’ve never heard it as a backronym for IKEA. IKEA makes more money in Germany than in any other country, which is not surprising, since it is near Sweden and relatively large.