Unless someone has been telling porkies, it seems our Prime Minister committed a sexual act with dead pig.
I have been looking for updates on the BBC website but there’s not a sausage. There is however plenty of coverage on Sty News.
Although David Cameron apparently didn’t go the whole hog, I wonder if he has ever committed a rasher act? I think he might even be for the chop. Can anything save his bacon now? He needs to draw a loin under this very quickly.
Anyway, it’s a crackling story. On the other hand the whole thing might just be a poke in a pig pig in a poke..
Meanwhile, Conservative Party Central Office has issued new guidelines to all Tory MPs..Follow @telescoper