PigGate Latest

Unless someone has been telling porkies, it seems our Prime Minister committed a sexual act with dead pig.

I have been looking for updates on the BBC website but there’s not a sausage. There is however plenty of coverage on Sty News.

Although David Cameron apparently didn’t go the whole hog, I wonder if he has ever committed a rasher act? I think he might even be for the chop. Can anything save his bacon now? He needs to draw a loin under this very quickly.

Anyway, it’s a crackling story. On the other hand the whole thing might just be a poke in a pig pig in a poke..

Meanwhile, Conservative Party Central Office has issued new guidelines to all Tory MPs..

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4 Responses to “PigGate Latest”

  1. Phillip Helbig Says:

    You mentioned sausage but there is no link.

  2. Phillip Helbig Says:

    No wonder some people find politics boaring.

  3. Phillip Helbig Says:

    Be careful what you do if you later want to become a public figure. What you sow, you will later reap.

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