The 9 kinds of physics seminar

I just couldn’t resist reblogging this!!🙂

Many Worlds Theory

As a public service, I hereby present my findings on physics seminars in convenient graph form.  In each case, you will see the Understanding of an Audience Member (assumed to be a run-of-the-mill PhD physicist) graphed as a function of Time Elapsed during the seminar.  All talks are normalized to be of length 1 hour, although this might not be the case in reality.

Typical

The “Typical” starts innocently enough: there are a few slides introducing the topic, and the speaker will talk clearly and generally about a field of physics you’re not really familiar with.  Somewhere around the 15 minute mark, though, the wheels will come off the bus.  Without you realizing it, the speaker will have crossed an invisible threshold and you will lose the thread entirely.  Your understanding by the end of the talk will rarely ever recover past 10%.

Ideal

The “Ideal” is what physicists strive for in…

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One Response to “The 9 kinds of physics seminar”

  1. Phillip Helbig Says:

    “All talks are normalized to be of length 1 hour, although this might not be the case in reality.”

    The length is important (which is not necessarily to say that size matters). Readers of German will appreciate: “Man kann über alles reden, aber nicht über eine Stunde!”

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