Ten Little Englanders
Starring an illustrious cast of sociopaths, liars and drug addicts, Ten Little Englanders is an adaptation of one of Agatha Christie’s most famous detective stories, usually known by its less offensive title And Then They Were None.
Plot Summary: A group of of ten people find themselves on a small isolated island off the coast of Europe, lured there by the promise of a job as Prime Minister. One by one they all perish, stabbed in the back apparently by each other. But who could have struck the last blow? (continued, page 94).
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June 11, 2019 at 12:10 pm
I thought Ms. Priti Patel is also in the race?
June 11, 2019 at 2:16 pm
Where did you get that idea?
June 11, 2019 at 4:12 pm
Fake News.
June 11, 2019 at 6:27 pm
A tearful Sajid Javid admitted to an aghast public audience today that he has never taken drugs. “I confess that at university I never took cocaine. I admit that I didn’t take ecstasy. I didn’t even smoke cannabis. I sincerely hope this will not shake your trust in me and that you will still consider me fit to be your Prime Minister.”