Ten Little Englanders

Starring an illustrious cast of sociopaths, liars and drug addicts, Ten Little Englanders is an adaptation of one of Agatha Christie’s most famous detective stories, usually known by its less offensive title And Then They Were None.

Plot Summary: A group of of ten people find themselves on a small isolated island off the coast of Europe, lured there by the promise of a job as Prime Minister. One by one they all perish, stabbed in the back apparently by each other. But who could have struck the last blow? (continued, page 94).

4 Responses to “Ten Little Englanders”

  1. Dark Energy Says:

    I thought Ms. Priti Patel is also in the race?

  2. Anton Garrett Says:

    A tearful Sajid Javid admitted to an aghast public audience today that he has never taken drugs. “I confess that at university I never took cocaine. I admit that I didn’t take ecstasy. I didn’t even smoke cannabis. I sincerely hope this will not shake your trust in me and that you will still consider me fit to be your Prime Minister.”

Leave a Reply to Anton Garrett Cancel reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: