A Letter to Donald Tusk
We all now know that, last night, the UK Government sent not one or two but three letters to President of the Council of the European Union, Donald Tusk. These were not the only items of correspondence delivered to Mr Tusk last night. In fact, as an In The Dark exclusive, I can now reveal the contents of yet another letter, this one written by a Mrs Trellis of North Wales:
Follow @telescoperDear Mr
TrumpTusk,I have heard that Boris Johnson does not want an extension.
If you have one spare please could I have it?
I promise to make good use of it as my kitchen is really very small.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs Trellis.
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