I’m in a frivolous mood this Sunday morning so I thought I’d have a go at stirring up a bit of audience participation. Taking my cue from I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue, please let me announce some of the late arrivals at the Statistician’s Ball. Your contributions are also welcomed…
Ladies and Gentlemen may I introduce:
Mr and Mrs Ear-Regresssion and their daughter Lynne Ear-Regression
Mr and Mrs Thmetick-Mean and their son, Harry Thmetick-Mean
Mr and Mrs D’arderra and their son, Stan.
Mr and Mrs Layshun and their daughter, Cora
Here’s Mark Offchain and his friend Monty Carlo
Incidentally, the food this evening will be served at your table free of charge; there’s a “Buy no meal” distribution…
Mr and Mrs Rating-Function and their daughter, Jenna.
Mr and Mrs Mentz and their daughter, Mo.
Mr and Mrs Al-Distribution and their son Norm.
Mr and Mrs Variate and their daughter Una; she’s still single, by the way…
Mr and Mrs Otis and their son, Curt
Mr and Mrs Pling-Bias and their son, Sam
Mr and Mrs Inal-Probability and their daughter, Marge.
Mr and Mrs Over and their daughter, Anne Over.
Mr and Mrs Mogorov and their son, Carl. I’m sure he’ll want to try out the vodka. Hey Carl Mogorov! Smirnov test?
Mr and Mrs Fordslaw and their son, Ben.
Mr and Mrs Knife and their son, Jack.
Mr and Mrs Motion and their son Ian (who’s just back from a holiday during which he got a very deep tan), yes it’s Brown Ian Motion.
Mr and Mrs Rage and their daughter, Ava.
Mr and Mrs Sprier and their son, Jeffrey Sprier.
And now we’re joined by royalty. From the distinguished house of Ippal-Components, here’s Prince Ippal-Components.
Mr and Mrs D’alscoefficient and their son, Ken.
Here’s the Hood family with their particularly amiable son, Lee. I’m sure you will like Lee Hood!
Mr and Mrs Gale and their son, Martin.
Mr and Mrs Imum-Entropy and their son, Max.
Mr and Mrs Spectra and their daughter, Polly.
That’s all I’ve got time for at the moment, but please feel free to offer your own suggestions through the box below…Follow @telescoper